Bakewell

What an annoying bunch of self-satisfied Northern middle class bastards! It's a tart, made by Mr. Kipling and it's just fine. It may be hyper-processed shite, but it tastes better than your daft 'Bakewell Puddings'. How on earth you can base your pathetic attempts at attracting tourism on that appalling Yorkshire pudding gone wrong just beats me. A true Bakewell pudding is like a microwaved lardy-cake snotted through a Narwhal's blowhole.

Wankers.