Ice Creams

Eat ice cream and enjoy it. Just get on with it, without any of that 'Oh, I really shouldn't, I feel so naughty! stuff that some people seem to think is necessary. It's a bit like swearing and then covering your mouth and saying 'Excuse my French!': nobody needs that.

Some people swear by ice cream machines. I'm not one of them. So you'll have to change them slightly if you want to use one.

• Balsamico Ice Cream - This is amazing. Really amazing.